Conan Exiles – Upcoming Game Where You Can Adjust Your Character’s Junk. No Seriously! (NSFW)


Holy hell. With the exception of a couple games here and there, I’m not much of a gaymer. Now however, I want to be one! Conan Exiles is in development. In this game, male characters are not only able to be just as naked as so many female characters we have seen in many other games, but you can also adjust the size of your character’s schlong as well. YES! Over at PC Gamer, Christopher Livingston reports that Conan Exiles gaming options. The game itself will be an open world survival game. You create your own character and you can choose the level of nudity. You can have no nudity (what’s the point in that?), partial (more people will probably go with this) or full nudity- FUCK YEAH! You’ll also be given an ‘endowment’ slider.


Women characters will have the endowment given to their breast sizes where the male character’s endowment will be their cock size. This makes me so fucking happy. I am going to look forward to this game coming out! Check out these gifs of misc characters created with their ball sacks hanging out. It’s glorious!



The game officially is listed as: Conan Exiles is an open-world survival game. You are an exile, one of thousands cast out to fend for themselves in a barbaric wasteland swept by terrible sandstorms and besieged on every side by enemies. Here you must fight to survive, build and dominate. PC Early Access January 31 2017. Xbox One Game Preview Spring 2017.

4 thoughts on “Conan Exiles – Upcoming Game Where You Can Adjust Your Character’s Junk. No Seriously! (NSFW)

  1. If it’s for adults, why censor it?

    And besides, we’ve had games where women’s boobs bounced around all over the place. If it’s immaturity in gamers people are worried about, this really shouldn’t cause much more than what’s already prevalent in most MMOs.

    Plus, ya know, it’s funny.

  2. This sounds interesting. I would not be surprised if they have to tone this down before it comes out. I hope they don’t. We get enough blood & gore in games so we should have some full-frontal as well.

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