Fuck You Straight Porn…They’re Just Rubbing it in Our Faces with their Accurate Superhero Parodies

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I don’t like to talk about hetero porn very much since gay porn is great in its own ways and gets little publicity outside of the gay community unless there is some scandal involving one of the entertainers but sometimes I have no choice but to respect the awesomeness that is the world of Axel Braun and his superhero porn parodies. Axel’s latest superhero porn – Avengers vs. X-Men XXX Porn Parody looks amazing!!! This makes me so fucking sick that we in the gay community do not get something like this ourselves. I mean most of the Avengers and X-Men are lopsided with their team members being more male than female and sprout homo-eroticism to it’s core, yet of course the straight world gets the porn with nothing but hetero male fantasies being played out.

Superman vs Spider Man

Just a couple weeks ago I was talking about how there needs to be more superhero gay porn being that the vast majority of superheroes are male and have tons of gay attributes and it feels like Axel Braun wants to rub it in our faces that the straight porn world has this scenario down. I know he does not do that intentionally and I kid about this, but it does suck that the gay porn world is no where near this level of superhero porn quality. This is not the first superhero parody that Axel has made either. He has made numerous superhero movies and some of them have been built up in their solo movies just to team up and/or fight others in other superhero porn parody movies. Superman and Spider-Man both had independent porn films and later fought/teamed-up with each other in later movies.

Jeremy Bilding

Not that it really matters, but what is slightly even more insult to injury is that the star of Superman XXX is Ryan Driller, who used to do gay porn under the name of Jeremy Bilding. You can watch the Safe for Work version of the Avengers vs X-Men XXX Parody below. Ugh, this is so unfair…I guess I’ll go watch another gay gym scene…

The cast (for Avengers vs. X-Men) include such fan favorites as Penny Pax as Mockingbird, Chanel Preston as Polaris, Dana Vespoli as Psylocke, Katie St. Ives as Kitty Pride, Zoe Voss as Wasp, Skin Diamond as Storm, Jazy Berlin as Black Cat, Jayden Jaymes as Maria Hill, Josh Rivers as Captain America, Nat Turnher as Luke Cage, Jason Matrix as Havok, Tom Byron as Magneto, Marcus London as Banshee, Jack Vegas as Dr. Strange, Lexington Steele as Nic Fury and marks the last on-camera appearance of the late Billy Glide as Colossus.