Gay Christmas Porn…There is not a lot out there, Why is that? (NSFW)

Santa Sleigh

On my quest to find different gay porns that venture out to other realms that does not include the traditional gym scene or straight bait porns, I went looking to see what good Christmas porns exist. Surprisingly very few are out there. It is somewhat surprising that another genre of porn lays nearly untapped among the industry. There is a wealth of different ideas that can spring to the porn universe that many companies seem to be afraid to go forth with.

Bromo

I found that we do get a couple scenes here and there that encompass a man in a red suit with a fake beard. But most of these guys are younger and do not have the body type to exemplify Jolly St. Nick. This is perplexing since we have lots of gay porn entertainers that would perfectly fit the mold of Santa.

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For example, just look at Jesse Jackman above. He’s fucking huge and just needs to grow his beard out for about a month and he would have a great Santa look to him. He is just one example, but one of my favorite performers out there, so he would be my top pick. Many guys could fit the mold and break the traditional Santa stories out there with a badass muscle daddy that is just waiting to pound the first good boy that comes his way.

Reindeer

And let’s not forget that a Santa Claus porn does not just have to just be Santa visiting good guys on Christmas. The story could be centered around a particular guy that wants a perfect sex gift that the Elves have to figure out. The Elves and the human Reindeer would be the main focus of the story in how they discover the true meaning behind a dildo/cockring/vibrator/fucking machine (name a sex device). In fact, they probably would be the vast majority of the movie. Different scenes could entail the human Reindeer partaking in different adventures while the Elves have their own visits and research with each other to test the new gift. Santa could be the finisher with him delivering the toy with a great old splacking from the jolly man himself. And Santa should be a cigar smoking, leather pants wearing Santa. Just saying. Maybe that’s just my fantasy. Seriously, I should write porn stories. You should hear my Krampus story idea. TitanMen would probably love that.

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I know there is a stigma that Santa should be off limits to porn standards. But that’s ridiculous. Why not have Santa in porn? Everything else is in porn. What do you think? Should a porn studio make a major gay porn flick? Or am I completely crazy?

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6 comments to Gay Christmas Porn…There is not a lot out there, Why is that? (NSFW)

  • Will Blue  says:

    Same reason there are so few new holiday specials and Christmas songs. Limited market time.
    Each scene has the hope of bringing in new paying customers no matter how long in the tooth; add that to people liking to compartmentalize their brain, unless you have a Santa fetish or “You Need a Little Christmas Right this Very Minute” costume themes isn’t going to generate the click to buy in April. I don’t know about you but I see holiday stuff after the first Saturday in January, I expect at least 75% off.

    • admin admin  says:

      I get you reasoning but here’s the thing, it is porn. You usually only watch it once and then move on. This isn’t the 80s/90s where you are stuck with the porn you have purchased. Everyone generally watches porn once and then move on to newer things. So a movie based on a particular holiday is just like any other porn that comes out with a particular focus. Unless the movie was incredibly hot and has huge value to it’s spank factor, porns aren’t re-watched. There are a number of misc gym movies that I’ve seen that are essentially the same movie over and over again. I can’t even remember half the names to them. Today’s world is very ADHD and needs something new every other day. So a holiday porn would make sense to be made for the intents and purposes of any porn. Only difference would be that it is different and would stand out since it is not like all of the other porns. Plus I have to say that Holiday movies are not generally released and viewed during the timeframe of the said holiday being mention in the film. I have taken a couple marketing classes and I know from research purposes that most ‘holiday’ movies do not come out in the month that the holiday is being celebrated. This year we had several Christmas movies come out over the summer time. I don’t know about you, but seeing horror movies outside of the month of October is very normal to me. Seeing a movie based on New Years during another time of the year is also very normal. So like I said, I get your reasoning and it would make sense a couple decades ago. But now it seems like a movie being made for a specific purpose would stand out much more than the same thing being released over and over again.

  • Cam  says:

    Anyone else think the boy with the gag in the first image looks like Russell Tovey?
    Who is he? I want to see some of his scenes!

    *heavy breathing*

    • techmage7  says:

      Love that first one, very sexy guy with big ears and a gag. A little like Tovey.

  • That Long-Haired Creepy Guy That Long-Haired Creepy Guy  says:

    I love your porn ideas, and would love to hear more of them. Maybe you should make that a Patreon reward? Do a video where you talk about different ideas you’ve had for pornos!

    I’d watch.

  • Mike  says:

    You’re not crazy. There should be more experimentation in scenes. I doubt the gay porn companies would completely lose their consumers if they experimented a little. Jesse Jackman would be so hot as Santa. Allen Silver would also make a hot daddy-Santa. I would love to hear your Krampus idea. I have a feeling it would be dirty and all kinds of hot.

What are your thoughts?