Have You Been to a Glory Hole? (NSFW)

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We all know what glory holes are, right? The Urban Dictionary defines it as: A hole located in a partition in which one’s penis is inserted, thus separating the participants and ensuring anonymity throughout the act of copulation or fellatio. It is a huge turn on to think that your dick could be sucked by some guy that you don’t know at all. It could be anyone. It could be a friend, o even a relative. It could be a professor from one of your classes that you’re taking while working on your degree.

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Have I ever been to a glory hole? Yes. Once. It was purely by accident too because it was at my university when I was working on my bachelors degree. I was unaware that a glory hole even existed at my school. Up to that point, porn had me brainwashed into thinking that glory holes only existed in bathrooms at clubs and video rooms in adult book stores. I was very naive. I went to this bathroom in the library of my school for the legitimate reason to relieve my bladder. Little did I know, but the bathroom stall I choose had a hole in the partition and a welcoming open mouth waiting. After being shocked for a couple seconds, it clicked in my head what it was. And I figured, yeah, why not? I was stressed from finals and needed a relief. It was quite nice and I admit, I did not last very long. I never saw the guy’s face and I did not know if it was someone I knew. Probably not, but in the back of my head, I was really hoping it was one of my professors.

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Did you know that you can look up glory holes on Yelp? Well just a regular Google search brings up glory holes in any area. There’s actually listings like a Craigslist post. It’s pretty interesting and I did not know that glory holes are as widespread as they are. It does make sense, but still for some reason I thought that glory holes were a bit more sparse but they are literally everywhere. I saw one listing in a grocery store restroom.

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You can do a lot more through a hole in the wall as well. If the human need for a sexual encounter has taught me anything, sucking another guy’s dick is just one of the things that can be done. Although it is much tougher to splack another guy through the hole, it is also still done. That is much trickier to accomplish and there is the whole need for safety, both physically but also if for protection. Some people are huge advocates for protection and others are not. But then again, if you are sticking your cock into an unknown area, this may be a moot point regardless.

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What is funny about this, is that the vast majority of glory holes are in bathrooms, yet straight men consider glory holes as a very heterosexual thing. There are lots more hetero glory hole porn vids out there than I would like to look at. But porn is one. Reality? I cannot imagine how straight men can think that women would be in a men’s bathroom waiting for a man to come in and stick their dick through the hole for the woman to start blowing. I am sure it has happened here and there, but that cannot occur anywhere near as many times as it does for man on man action. But I do not have the heart to tell straight men that their fantasy of anonymous blowjobs through a hole in a bathroom wall will more than likely not happen unless they set it up themselves. Although that would not be anonymous anymore.

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Always be safe about it. Remember, you’re putting a very delicate piece of your body through a hole at the mercy of the person on the other side. They could do anything to you. They probably will not do anything harmful, but you never know when you’re going to get that self loathing closeted man that may take out some anger on you. So have you experienced a glory hole?

By the way, most of these pics are from either ExtraBigDicks.com or LucioSaints.com