Star Wars – Anyone else Counting Down the Hours/Mins to Watch it? (NSFW)


I feel like an addict, I cannot stop thinking about Star Wars. I want to watch it so bad. I just got into an internet argument on an undisclosed forum that is not important about the petty motions of C3PO and how his movements keep him from doing the actions that other droids can do… don’t judge me. I have no idea why I choose that argument to go into it with someone. I had to step back and realize, I have other things to do.
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On the plus side, we now know 3 of the actors that will be in the Star Wars Porn Parody on Men.com. Luke Adams as Luke CockWalker? Jessy Ares as Obi-Wan and now Dennis West as Han Solo and Vader will be in it as announced today from Men.com’s Twitter page. I am wondering who is going to play him though? That’s the mystery I want to see. I also kinda want Chewbacca to be introduced too. I don’t know how they would do it, but there are lots of bears out there that could totally play him!

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Anyways, Star Wars VII is almost here. According to the preliminary screenings and write ups that I have only glanced very briefly for fear of spoilers, but it seems to be very epic in positive reviews. Anyone seeing it multiple times? I’m probably watching it at least 3 times to get a good feel for it. Damn I’m excited! By the way, I kind of want a lightsaber dildo like in the pic below. Just for fun…and other stuff. Here’s a couple hot Star Wars pics for your pleasure.

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Because everyone else with "real" lightsabers is doing this.

Posted by Zknik Enloe on Tuesday, December 15, 2015

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4 comments to Star Wars – Anyone else Counting Down the Hours/Mins to Watch it? (NSFW)

  • Anonymous  says:

    For Christmas can we, your long time followers, finally the light saber you duel with more of the flesh variety?

  • Alan  says:

    The last time I had real Star Wars Fever was when Empire came out. I was fifteen years old and I saw it 15 times in the theatre, from first week madness in summer to end of fall (movies did stay in theatres months and months at a time 35 years ago) — I was the only person in the cinema on my last matinee viewing, and I ate it up. After all that George Lucas did in the last 20 years to destroy his legacy, I really had no interest leading up to this new movie. But with all the trailers and positive reactions coming our way the past few weeks, I am really looking forward to seeing this! Thursday, 7 PM, IMAX 3D! Less than 36 hours to go! WooHoo!

  • That Long-Haired Creepy Guy That Long-Haired Creepy Guy  says:

    I still want to see this lightsaber duel you’ve got planned. But yes, I am very, very excited. I will be seeing it for the first time with my Godmother at Christmas. We are going to try and go on Christmas day, or the nearest approximate.

  • harvey  says:

    i wont be able to go dont have the money.:(

What are your thoughts?