Star Wars – Anyone else Counting Down the Hours/Mins to Watch it? (NSFW)


I feel like an addict, I cannot stop thinking about Star Wars. I want to watch it so bad. I just got into an internet argument on an undisclosed forum that is not important about the petty motions of C3PO and how his movements keep him from doing the actions that other droids can do… don’t judge me. I have no idea why I choose that argument to go into it with someone. I had to step back and realize, I have other things to do.
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On the plus side, we now know 3 of the actors that will be in the Star Wars Porn Parody on Men.com. Luke Adams as Luke CockWalker? Jessy Ares as Obi-Wan and now Dennis West as Han Solo and Vader will be in it as announced today from Men.com’s Twitter page. I am wondering who is going to play him though? That’s the mystery I want to see. I also kinda want Chewbacca to be introduced too. I don’t know how they would do it, but there are lots of bears out there that could totally play him!

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Anyways, Star Wars VII is almost here. According to the preliminary screenings and write ups that I have only glanced very briefly for fear of spoilers, but it seems to be very epic in positive reviews. Anyone seeing it multiple times? I’m probably watching it at least 3 times to get a good feel for it. Damn I’m excited! By the way, I kind of want a lightsaber dildo like in the pic below. Just for fun…and other stuff. Here’s a couple hot Star Wars pics for your pleasure.

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Because everyone else with "real" lightsabers is doing this.

Posted by Zknik Enloe on Tuesday, December 15, 2015