It took about 3 hours of Googling and then several threads on different WordPress forums, but I found the problem. Comments have been enabled again. And I will reply back to comments very regularly! So please comment away.
To encourage you, here is a a pic of my hetero friend, Austin with his dick starting pop out. The second pic is just for perspective of the costuming he’s done. But seriously, what is it about my straight friends that they all want to either kiss me, or show me their junk? Anyways, comment away!