Is there a Santa Claus fetish? Or maybe it’s a holiday fetish? I think I may be a part of this fetish. Anyways, I’ve said this for several years in a row now, but there needs to be a good gay Santa porn. Most Santa porn is either amateur or with a guy that has fake beard. That fake beard ruins the illusion. There has to be a production studio that can make a decent Santa Claus porn that has a guy with a real beard and decent background sets. There are so many hot men with nice hairy bodies. Whether they’re older or just lumberjacks, makes no differences. That’s what hair and dye is made for. I mean the porn writes itself. Santa is a tough leather cigar smoking daddy and disciplines his elves for mistakes. The elves take out their frustrations on human reindeer. Then Santa and his head elf visit the good gays on Christmas day. So many possibilities.
I know a Santa Porn done on a full production may be considered a ‘seasonal porn,’ but in the world of porn, everything is really just a one time watch. Most people will watch a porn movie or scene briefly and then never return to it. Usually no one goes back to older porn unless it’s so incredibly awesome that it sticks in your head. Or viewers may return to older productions because of a specific star in it. In the case of a Santa Claus porn, it would be referenced for every holiday season for years to come. Especially being that there are so few of them. It loses the ‘forgotten feel’ that many other porn movies generally obtain. There are straight Santa porn that exist. But the hetero world gets a lot of different productions that the gay world shies away from.
Anyways, I know I am beating a dead horse. But at least there are lots of pics of sexy Santas and his sexy elves. By the way, I am so grateful that there is an abundance of male Santa Claus pics. Usually when you search for anything on any forum ever, it is always sexy women. This was the inverse effect, and it was a nice refreshing change.
4 thoughts on “Is there such a Thing as a Santa Fetish? (NSFW)”
Dashing through Boy holes
In a big hung cock display
Santa treats his Boys
To that Big Cock he did laid
We orgasm with delight
As we bear his heavy load
As Santa calls out HO HO HO
Before he starts to blow Hey!
Dangling Balls, Dangling Balls, Dangling Balls
Santa bring us joy
We like our Santa Naughty
For all us Horny Boy Oui!!!
Allen Silver as Santa would be fucking awesome! Your idea for Santa gay porn is great, Paul. You really should write this stuff down. Plus that Santa pic at the top. I would sit on his lap 365 days a year.
I totally agree, Allen Silver would be perfect as the Naughty Santa.
The first video rental shop that I visited that had a porno section (the reason I was there, incidentally) had Santa porn. It was hetero, but that was where I first became introduced to the idea of Santa as a sex symbol.
I think this could work. Bromo.com did a video one year with Jaxon Wheeler as Santa, but he wore a fake beard. A gif from that is among the photos you have on this page. I feel like this would easily work, and nominate Allen Silver for one of the porn Santas!
Also, really REALLY like the one with the frosted, long-haired, bearded muscle Santa near the end there. Kudos!
Dashing through Boy holes
In a big hung cock display
Santa treats his Boys
To that Big Cock he did laid
We orgasm with delight
As we bear his heavy load
As Santa calls out HO HO HO
Before he starts to blow Hey!
Dangling Balls, Dangling Balls, Dangling Balls
Santa bring us joy
We like our Santa Naughty
For all us Horny Boy Oui!!!
Allen Silver as Santa would be fucking awesome! Your idea for Santa gay porn is great, Paul. You really should write this stuff down. Plus that Santa pic at the top. I would sit on his lap 365 days a year.
I totally agree, Allen Silver would be perfect as the Naughty Santa.
The first video rental shop that I visited that had a porno section (the reason I was there, incidentally) had Santa porn. It was hetero, but that was where I first became introduced to the idea of Santa as a sex symbol.
I think this could work. Bromo.com did a video one year with Jaxon Wheeler as Santa, but he wore a fake beard. A gif from that is among the photos you have on this page. I feel like this would easily work, and nominate Allen Silver for one of the porn Santas!
Also, really REALLY like the one with the frosted, long-haired, bearded muscle Santa near the end there. Kudos!